Before I chronicle my date with *Adam, I want to write out a few things for myself.
My closest guy friend John told me 6 months ago that I date a lot of weird dudes, and continue to see them because it’s part of “my studies.” “You like to observe people and try to understand them, and figure it out in your head. It’s not quite a game because you aren’t manipulating anything, but you don’t actually want to DATE them. You need to learn the difference,” he told me.
This piece of advice is especially salient now that I’m essentially speed-dating, or going on a date ~once a day. I need to get over my people-pleasing tendency, figure out what I want and discard the rest… So what do I want? Tricky to question to answer. I decided to ask myself “Can I imagine sleeping with this guy and having a fun time?” If the answer is a cringe or a maybe, that’s a no. If the answer is a yes, then they get a second date. So how did our suitors line up to this test? Samuel = no. Alex = no. Chuck = no. Guy from tonight = yes…. Let’s jump into tonight’s date.
Adam is a 34 year old, Ivy league educated, former-athlete Marina bro. We matched on Tinder, chatted about our similar collegiate backgrounds and after he asked what my weekend plans were, I asked about getting drinks this week (i.e. tonight). Interestingly, I sent him number in the Tinder messaging chat, and he responded with “Sounds good, I’m at (xxx) xxx-xxxx”. Adam didn’t text me after that, though we had made concrete plans = Hawthorn @ 7 on Wednesday. All of this happened on the 17th.
So today rolls around, and Adam still hasn’t texted/messaged me to confirm. I plan on messaging him on the app around 2pm to check in, and am a bit annoyed that he isn’t taking the initiative. Lo and behold at 12:45, he texted me (for the first time) to confirm. Score.
I scamper from my gym to Hawthorn (short walk) wearing one of my favorite skirts (light pink, long bandage skirt from Zara), a white silk blouse, knee-high black riding boots and my classic trench coat. I decide to wear my glasses because a) I’m tired af from work and the gym and b) my eyes are tired from wearing contacts the past 5 out of 7 nights.
I get to Hawthorn, walk inside and immediately think “fuck, he’s hot.” Because he is. Corn-fed, preppy, super built, 6′ attractive man. We hug and I focus all of my mental energy on not embarrassing myself or acting like a deranged worshiper in a temple. I order my favorite drink, the Goodseed (yummy floral drink with raspberry + chia seeds and a lemon sliver). He gets a beer. The waitress comes over with our drinks and I laugh as I see her… I had forgotten that the waitresses at this bar dress like prostitutes (not joking, she was wearing a tiny tight black cocktail dress and 6″ heels.. think girl in the club who brings bottles to men at tables level..). Adam and I chat and he quickly seems very confident and very impressive in the way where he gets shit done. He seems rational and responsible (and older… hello, he’s 12 years older than you) but I’m almost disappointed because he is so similar to what I expected from an older, attractive, Ivy bro.
Hailing from the midwest, he’s the youngest of three siblings (older sister and brother), played football in college, worked in investment banking in NY, did private equity, got his MBA from another name-brand school, and moved out here. He is now working for a company that helps a lot of people, but he makes less money. He said, “if I’m going to spend most of my life on something, I’d like to help people so I can look back and feel good.” In that moment, Adam was softer. I moved the conversation into more emotional/philosophical ponderings (i.e. the universe, creativity, his personality, etc.) and he retained that softness… or moreso, approachability. Adam is a former football player yet doesn’t really watch football games. He asked me how I distinguish the facts from embellishment in historical fiction novels (I told him that they were my favorite genre); I replied that the facts are usually the background, embedded around the fictional character’s life, like an ongoing war, or a dictatorship. Adam only likes/chooses to read nonfiction because it is factual; he likes having that knowledge and being able to retain it and share it. I brought this up; he places a lot of value on things that educate/further him… He said that is very true, he’s a very practical person.
I think I’m not used to being intimidated by men anymore. I rarely date alphas and my guy friends are much more the sensitive/stoner type.. And Adam intimidated me. He’s fucking impressive on paper and he’s fucking impressive on person. He’s also super sexy and was slowly turning the heat up, by touching my arm, asking to look at my jewelry, etc. He LOVED my nose piercing and asked to see it in the light.. He told me that he would hate if it was a ring… He said that it’s workplace appropriate because I’m wearing a feminine, business outfit, but if I wore jeans and a shirt with my nose stud, it wouldn’t be appropriate (he acknowledged that these are his conservative roots coming out). He complimented me on my outfit/nerd glasses a lot. He also asked if I have tattoos or any more piercings. I said no and he seemed pleased. I asked if he was on any medication and he seemed confused; I clarified and he said no. Caffeine + alcohol + occasionally weed. Again, Adam is pretty straight-laced.
We wrapped up the night by chatting about our mutual love of beaches and the water; he told me he owns a boat that’s stored in the Marina harbor. We walked out of Hawthorn, onto Geary Street and he escorted me to BART. He had flashed bedroom eyes in the bar, and had been slowly escalating our physical contact throughout the night so when he held my lower back after we hugged goodbye and stared at me, I wasn’t surprised. He was a good kisser. But I don’t like first kisses.. I’ve only had good ones with guys I’ve known before. First date with stranger > makeout session (even if they’re hot as fuck like Adam) is never fireworks… which makes the whole “chemistry” thing tough for me to gauge. Because emotional intimacy + making out = fireworks.
Adam is going on 6 trips over the next 6 weekends — Aspen, Tahoe, Miami, Philly, NYC, etc. He brought it up again in his goodnight text to me after the date, saying his travel schedule is crazy but hopefully he’ll see me again soon.
*Note: He opened my Tinder profile while we were at the bar (I referenced something in my bio that men use to troll me) and instantly noticed that I had updated my photos (LOL!). “These photos are new..”. He said this is the first Tinder date he’s gone on in a long time, and doesn’t use it much.
Concluding thoughts: Adam intimidates me because he’s the guy that a million women would kill to marry in a heartbeat (assuming he’s loyal, etc.). His age, professional success, attractiveness, athleticism and intelligence all = the package, hence his mild arrogance (which faded a bit toward the more emotional topics but was always somewhat present in the background); him being so desirable also makes him seem less trustworthy to me (which isn’t a perfect correlation but he has options, so he can fuck around, which he clearly has been doing because he’s 34 and single). He also feels out of my league. If he were my age, or 26 (only in his 4th year of banking), I would definitely not feel as intimidated; it would be minimal. In the meantime, I’m going to not think about him (as I’ve been doing with everyone I’ve gone on a date with.. letting them come to me), use him as inspiration to improve myself and keep dating around. 🙂